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		<description><![CDATA[The beginning is the most important part of the work. - Plato Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of. - Geri Weitzman Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets. &#8211; Napoleon Bonaparte Choose a job you like, and you will never have to work a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The beginning is the most important part of the work. <em>- Plato</em></p>
<p>Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of. <em>- Geri Weitzman</em></p>
<p>Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets. &#8211; <em>Napoleon Bonaparte</em></p>
<p>Choose a job you like, and you will never have to work a day in your life. &#8211; <em>Confucius</em></p>
<p>Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. &#8211; <em>Pablo Picasso</em></p>
<p>A well-spent day brings happy sleep. &#8211; <em>Leonardo da Vinci</em></p>
<p>Islam is a religion in which Allah demands you send your son to die for him; Christianity is the faith in which God sent his son to die for you. &#8211; <em>John Ashcroft</em></p>
<p>Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence. &#8211; <em>John Adams</em></p>
<p>Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with. &#8211; <em>Bob Wells</em></p>
<p>Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. &#8211; <em>Shakespeare</em></p>
<p>It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats. &#8211; <em>Russian proverb</em></p>
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<p>Not all those who wander are lost. &#8211; <em>J R R Tolkien</em></p>
<p>A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. &#8211; <em>Lao-Tsu</em></p>
<p>These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves. &#8211; <em>Gilbert Highet</em></p>
<p>Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. &#8211; <em>Albert Einstein</em></p>
<p>Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. &#8211; <em>Albert Einstein</em></p>
<p>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo. &#8211; <em>James Klass</em></p>
<p>To prophesy is extremely difficult &#8211; especially with regard to the future. &#8211; <em>Chinese proverb</em></p>
<p>There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. &#8211; <em>Henry Kissinger</em></p>
<p>I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. &#8211; <em>George Burns</em></p>
<p>All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it. &#8211; <em>Samuel Butler</em></p>
<p>The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. &#8211; <em>Albert Einstein</em></p>
<p>&#8220;If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?&#8221; &#8211; <em>Albert Einstein</em></p>
<p>A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad. &#8211; <em>Bob Edwards</em></p>
<p>If you think education is expensive, try Ignorance. &#8211; <em>Andy McIntyre</em></p>
<p>Even if you&#8217;re on the right track, you&#8217;ll get run over if you just sit there. &#8211; <em>Will Rogers</em></p>
<p><em>Lady Nancy Astor</em>: Winston, if you were my husband, I&#8217;d put arsenic in your morning coffee.<br />
<em>Winston Churchill</em>: Madam, if you were my wife, I&#8217;d drink it.</p>
<p><em>Bessie Braddock</em>: Winston, you are drunk!<br />
<em>Winston Churchill</em>: And Madam, you are ugly. And tomorrow, I&#8217;ll be sober, and you will still be ugly.</p>
<p>My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. &#8211; <em>Henny Youngman</em></p>
<p>Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. &#8211; <em>H. L. Mencken</em></p>
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<p>The greatest risk is to risk nothing at all. &#8211; <em>Leo Buscaglia</em></p>
<p>Great people are those who can make others feel that they, too, can become great.  &#8211; <em>Mark Twain</em></p>
<p>God does not play dice with the universe. &#8211; <em>Albert Einstein</em></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[The pen is mightier than the sword &#8211; Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. &#8211; Slovenian proverb Imagination is more important than knowledge. &#8211; Albert Einstein Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it. &#8211; Elias Schwartz Everything you can imagine is real. - Picasso [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The pen is mightier than the sword &#8211; <em>Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton</em></p>
<p>Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. &#8211; <em>Slovenian proverb</em></p>
<p>Imagination is more important than knowledge. &#8211; <em>Albert Einstein</em></p>
<p>Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it. &#8211; <em>Elias Schwartz</em></p>
<p>Everything you can imagine is real. -<em> Picasso</em></p>
<p>Learning is not compulsory&#8230; neither is survival. &#8211; <em>W. Edwards Deming</em></p>
<p>A fanatic is one who can&#8217;t change his mind and won&#8217;t change the subject. &#8211; <em>Winston Churchill</em></p>
<p>No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. &#8211; <em>Abraham Lincoln</em></p>
<p>The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. &#8211; <em>Anonymous</em></p>
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<p>Education&#8217;s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. &#8211; <em>Malcolm S. Forbes</em></p>
<p>Use soft words and hard arguments. &#8211; <em>Anonymous</em></p>
<p>If everybody&#8217;s thinking alike, somebody isn&#8217;t thinking. &#8211; <em>Anonymous</em></p>
<p>Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night. &#8211; <em>Anonymous</em></p>
<p>Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. &#8211; <em>Phyllis Diller</em></p>
<p>No pressure, no diamonds. &#8211; <em>Mary Case</em></p>
<p>You can&#8217;t be truly rude until you understand good manners. &#8211; <em>Rita Mae Brown</em></p>
<p>Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment. &#8211; <em>Rita Mae Brown</em></p>
<p>Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I&#8217;ll be at the airport. &#8211; <em>Anonymous</em></p>
<p>Don&#8217;t argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves. &#8211; <em>Winston Churchill</em></p>
<p>It&#8217;s not that I&#8217;m so smart , it&#8217;s just that I stay with problems longer. &#8211; <em>Albert Einstein</em></p>
<p>The more you know, the less you need to show. &#8211; <em>Anonymous</em></p>
<p>For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. &#8211; <em>Bob Wells</em></p>
<p>To be upset over what you don&#8217;t have is to waste what you do have. &#8211; <em>Anonymous</em></p>
<p>You can&#8217;t build a reputation on what you are going to do. &#8211; <em>Henry Ford</em></p>
<p>That&#8217;s the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn&#8217;t good enough for me! I demand euphoria! &#8211; <em>Calvin</em></p>
<p>The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. &#8211; <em>George Bernard Shaw</em></p>
<p>Confidence in nonsense is a requirement for the creative process. &#8211; <em>Anonymous</em></p>
<p>Democracy is the worst system devised by wit of man, except for all the others. &#8211; <em>Winston Churchill</em></p>
<p>If everything is coming your way then you&#8217;re in the wrong lane. &#8211; <em>Anonymous</em></p>
<p>Organized greed always defeats disorganized democracy. &#8211; <em>Matt Taibbi</em></p>
<p>Don&#8217;t be afraid to take one large step because you can&#8217;t cross a chasm in two small leaps. &#8211; <em>Anonymous</em></p>
<p>Failure to prepare is preparing to fail. &#8211; <em>Anonymous</em></p>
<p>Wonder is the beginning of wisdom. &#8211; <em>Greek proverb</em></p>
<p>If a person feels he can&#8217;t communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. -<em>Tom Lehrer</em></p>
<p>Don&#8217;t let people drive you crazy when you know it&#8217;s in walking distance. &#8211; <em>Anonymous</em></p>
<p>Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius &#8211; and a lot of courage &#8211; to move in the opposite direction. &#8211; <em>E. F. Schumacher</em></p>
<p><a href="http://didyouknow.org/quotes/quotes/">quotes 1</a> | quotes 2 | <a href="http://didyouknow.org/quotes/quotes3/">quotes 3</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If it weren&#8217;t for the last minute, nothing would get done. &#8211; <em>Anonymous</em></p>
<p>What does not kill me makes me stronger. &#8211; <em>Goethe</em></p>
<p>Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. &#8211; <em>Ann Landers</em></p>
<p>If one has not given everything, one has given nothing. &#8211; <em>Georges Guynemer</em></p>
<p>If you choose not to decide &#8211; you still have made a choice! &#8211; <em>Neil Peart</em></p>
<p>Isn&#8217;t it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists? &#8211; <em>Kelvin Throop</em></p>
<p>The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others. &#8211; <em>Anonymous</em></p>
<p>The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. &#8211; <em>Oscar Wilde</em></p>
<p>Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. &#8211; <em>Woody Allen</em></p>
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<p>If you can&#8217;t convince them, confuse them. &#8211; <em>Harry S Truman</em></p>
<p>It usually takes a long time to find a shorter way. &#8211; <em>Anonymous</em></p>
<p>Every man is the architect of his own fortune. &#8211; <em>Appius Claudius</em></p>
<p>The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot. &#8211; <em>Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)</em></p>
<p>There are no rules here &#8211; we&#8217;re trying to accomplish something. &#8211; <em>Thomas A. Edison</em></p>
<p>Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference. &#8211; <em>Anonymous</em></p>
<p>If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. &#8211; <em>G. K. Chesterton, Dorothy Parker</em></p>
<p>Nothing endures but change. &#8211; <em>Heraclitus</em></p>
<p>True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing. &#8211; <em>Socrates</em></p>
<p>All jobs are easy to the person who doesn&#8217;t have to do them. &#8211; <em>Holt&#8217;s Law</em></p>
<p>Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. -<em> Chinese proverb</em></p>
<p>It&#8217;s better to be quotable than to be honest. &#8211; <em>Tom Stoppard</em></p>
<p>A free society is a place where it&#8217;s safe to be unpopular. &#8211; <em>Adlai Stevenson</em></p>
<p>The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. &#8211; <em>Anonymous</em></p>
<p>The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up. &#8211; <em>Harold R. McAlindon</em></p>
<p>Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. &#8211; <em>Will Durant</em></p>
<p>Good people are good because they&#8217;ve come to wisdom through failure. &#8211; <em>William Saroyan</em></p>
<p>With stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain. &#8211; <em>Friedrich von Schiller</em></p>
<p>No man&#8217;s knowledge here can go beyond his experience. &#8211; <em>John Locke</em></p>
<p>The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts. &#8211; <em>Paul Erlich</em></p>
<p>Wine is bottled poetry. &#8211; <em>Robert Louis Stevenson</em></p>
<p>He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them. &#8211; <em>Chinese proverb</em></p>
<p>&#8220;Reality&#8221; is the only word in the English language that should always be used in quotes. &#8211; <em>Anonymous</em></p>
<p>I think; therefore I am. &#8211; <em>Rene Descartes</em></p>
<p>It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen. &#8211; <em>Oliver Wendell Holmes</em></p>
<p>I disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it. &#8211; <em>Voltaire</em></p>
<p>The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. &#8211; <em>Casey Stengal</em></p>
<p>A picture is worth a thousand words is not an old proverb. &#8211; <em>1921 ad copy by Fred R Barnard</em></p>
<p>Wretched the man whose fame makes his misfortunes famous. &#8211; <em>Lucius Accius</em></p>
<p>&#8216;Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one&#8217;s mouth and remove all doubt. -<em> Samuel Johnson</em></p>
<p>Necessity is the mother of invention. &#8211; <em>Plato</em></p>
<p>Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion. &#8211; <em>Ovid</em></p>
<p>&#8216;Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. &#8211; <em>Alfred Lord Tennyson</em></p>
<p>Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. &#8211; <em>W. C. Fields</em></p>
<p><a href="http://didyouknow.org/quotes/quotes/">quotes 1</a> | <a href="http://didyouknow.org/quotes/quotes2/">quotes 2</a> | quotes 3</p>
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