SMS poems

BITE OF U
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you


KISS
if kisses wer rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a frnd id send u me!
[- txt queen]

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SMS make-up poems

how can i?
rivers can dry,
ponds can dry,
u can forget me,
but how can i

 

makeup voucher
KISS VOUCHER
....
This sms is redeemable

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SMS family poems

ur never wrong
the only time ur wrong
is wen u think
i forgot bout u
... luv u dad!

ur my bestest friend
ur my soul mate
thnx sis
4 always being there

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SMS birthday poems

happy birthday
happy happy happy
happy happy
happy...
ok, that's enuf!

cudda sent u cards
cudda sent u flowers
but i rather wish u
countless happy hours

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SMS jokes

If you really wanna get stoned, drink wet cement.

 

I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.

 

Be yourself,
there are enough other people.

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SMS insults

Abracadabra
Nope, ur still ugly!

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happened to you?

 

man love woman is usual but monkey can read sms is amazing

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SMS smileys

:-o Oh

#:-o Oh no!

<:-0 Eeek!

:@ Ouch!

#-) Partied all night

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SMS shortcuts

BK - big kiss

BTW - by the way

LMK - let me know

PCM - please call me

SWAK - sealed with a kiss

tt - twitter this

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