Witty quotes
The beginning is the most important part of the work. – Plato
Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of. – Geri Weitzman
Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets. – Napoleon Bonaparte
Choose a job you like, and you will never have to work a day in your life. – Confucius
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. – Pablo Picasso
A well-spent day brings happy sleep. – Leonardo da Vinci
Islam is a religion in which Allah demands you send your son to die for him; Christianity is the faith in which God sent his son to die for you. – John Ashcroft
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence. – John Adams
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with. – Bob Wells
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. – Shakespeare
It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats. – Russian proverb
Witty quotes and quips
The pen is mightier than the sword – Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. – Slovenian proverb
Imagination is more important than knowledge. – Albert Einstein
Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it. – Elias Schwartz
Everything you can imagine is real. – Picasso
Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival. – W. Edwards Deming
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject. – Winston Churchill
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. – Abraham Lincoln
The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. – Anonymous
Witty quotes and sayings
If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done. – Anonymous
What does not kill me makes me stronger. – Goethe
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. – Ann Landers
If one has not given everything, one has given nothing. – Georges Guynemer
If you choose not to decide – you still have made a choice! – Neil Peart
Isn’t it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists? – Kelvin Throop
The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others. – Anonymous
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. – Oscar Wilde
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. – Woody Allen
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