Witty quotes

The beginning is the most important part of the work. – Plato

Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of. – Geri Weitzman

Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets. – Napoleon Bonaparte

Choose a job you like, and you will never have to work a day in your life. – Confucius

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. – Pablo Picasso

A well-spent day brings happy sleep. – Leonardo da Vinci

Islam is a religion in which Allah demands you send your son to die for him; Christianity is the faith in which God sent his son to die for you. – John Ashcroft

Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence. – John Adams

Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with. – Bob Wells

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. – Shakespeare

It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats. – Russian proverb

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Witty quotes and quips

The pen is mightier than the sword – Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. – Slovenian proverb

Imagination is more important than knowledge. – Albert Einstein

Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it. – Elias Schwartz

Everything you can imagine is real. – Picasso

Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival. – W. Edwards Deming

A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject. – Winston Churchill

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. – Abraham Lincoln

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. – Anonymous

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Witty quotes and sayings

If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done. – Anonymous

What does not kill me makes me stronger. – Goethe

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. – Ann Landers

If one has not given everything, one has given nothing. – Georges Guynemer

If you choose not to decide – you still have made a choice! – Neil Peart

Isn’t it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists? – Kelvin Throop

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others. – Anonymous

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. – Oscar Wilde

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. – Woody Allen

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