{"id":5,"date":"2010-02-02T01:49:32","date_gmt":"2010-02-02T01:49:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/didyouknow.org\/quotes\/?p=3"},"modified":"2011-08-01T14:53:50","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T14:53:50","slug":"quotes3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/didyouknow.org\/quotes\/quotes3\/","title":{"rendered":"Witty quotes and sayings"},"content":{"rendered":"

If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done. – Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n

What does not kill me makes me stronger. – Goethe<\/em><\/p>\n

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. – Ann Landers<\/em><\/p>\n

If one has not given everything, one has given nothing. – Georges Guynemer<\/em><\/p>\n

If you choose not to decide – you still have made a choice! – Neil Peart<\/em><\/p>\n

Isn’t it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists? – Kelvin Throop<\/em><\/p>\n

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others. – Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. – Oscar Wilde<\/em><\/p>\n

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. – Woody Allen<\/em><\/p>\n

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If you can’t convince them, confuse them. – Harry S Truman<\/em><\/p>\n

It usually takes a long time to find a shorter way. – Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. – Appius Claudius<\/em><\/p>\n

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot. – Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)<\/em><\/p>\n

There are no rules here – we’re trying to accomplish something. – Thomas A. Edison<\/em><\/p>\n

Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference. – Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. – G. K. Chesterton, Dorothy Parker<\/em><\/p>\n

Nothing endures but change. – Heraclitus<\/em><\/p>\n

True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing. – Socrates<\/em><\/p>\n

All jobs are easy to the person who doesn’t have to do them. – Holt’s Law<\/em><\/p>\n

Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. – Chinese proverb<\/em><\/p>\n

It’s better to be quotable than to be honest. – Tom Stoppard<\/em><\/p>\n

A free society is a place where it’s safe to be unpopular. – Adlai Stevenson<\/em><\/p>\n

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. – Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n

The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up. – Harold R. McAlindon<\/em><\/p>\n

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. – Will Durant<\/em><\/p>\n

Good people are good because they’ve come to wisdom through failure. – William Saroyan<\/em><\/p>\n

With stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain. – Friedrich von Schiller<\/em><\/p>\n

No man’s knowledge here can go beyond his experience. – John Locke<\/em><\/p>\n

The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts. – Paul Erlich<\/em><\/p>\n

Wine is bottled poetry. – Robert Louis Stevenson<\/em><\/p>\n

He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them. – Chinese proverb<\/em><\/p>\n

“Reality” is the only word in the English language that should always be used in quotes. – Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n

I think; therefore I am. – Rene Descartes<\/em><\/p>\n

It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen. – Oliver Wendell Holmes<\/em><\/p>\n

I disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it. – Voltaire<\/em><\/p>\n

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. – Casey Stengal<\/em><\/p>\n

A picture is worth a thousand words is not an old proverb. – 1921 ad copy by Fred R Barnard<\/em><\/p>\n

Wretched the man whose fame makes his misfortunes famous. – Lucius Accius<\/em><\/p>\n

‘Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one’s mouth and remove all doubt. – Samuel Johnson<\/em><\/p>\n

Necessity is the mother of invention. – Plato<\/em><\/p>\n

Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion. – Ovid<\/em><\/p>\n

‘Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. – Alfred Lord Tennyson<\/em><\/p>\n

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. – W. C. Fields<\/em><\/p>\n

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