{"id":7,"date":"2010-02-02T01:57:55","date_gmt":"2010-02-02T01:57:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/didyouknow.org\/quotes\/?p=7"},"modified":"2011-08-01T14:54:54","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T14:54:54","slug":"quotes2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/didyouknow.org\/quotes\/quotes2\/","title":{"rendered":"Witty quotes and quips"},"content":{"rendered":"

The pen is mightier than the sword – Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton<\/em><\/p>\n

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. – Slovenian proverb<\/em><\/p>\n

Imagination is more important than knowledge. – Albert Einstein<\/em><\/p>\n

Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it. – Elias Schwartz<\/em><\/p>\n

Everything you can imagine is real. – Picasso<\/em><\/p>\n

Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival. – W. Edwards Deming<\/em><\/p>\n

A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject. – Winston Churchill<\/em><\/p>\n

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. – Abraham Lincoln<\/em><\/p>\n

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. – Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n

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Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. – Malcolm S. Forbes<\/em><\/p>\n

Use soft words and hard arguments. – Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n

If everybody’s thinking alike, somebody isn’t thinking. – Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n

Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night. – Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. – Phyllis Diller<\/em><\/p>\n

No pressure, no diamonds. – Mary Case<\/em><\/p>\n

You can’t be truly rude until you understand good manners. – Rita Mae Brown<\/em><\/p>\n

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment. – Rita Mae Brown<\/em><\/p>\n

Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I’ll be at the airport. – Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n

Don’t argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves. – Winston Churchill<\/em><\/p>\n

It’s not that I’m so smart , it’s just that I stay with problems longer. – Albert Einstein<\/em><\/p>\n

The more you know, the less you need to show. – Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. – Bob Wells<\/em><\/p>\n

To be upset over what you don’t have is to waste what you do have. – Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n

You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do. – Henry Ford<\/em><\/p>\n

That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria! – Calvin<\/em><\/p>\n

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. – George Bernard Shaw<\/em><\/p>\n

Confidence in nonsense is a requirement for the creative process. – Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n

Democracy is the worst system devised by wit of man, except for all the others. – Winston Churchill<\/em><\/p>\n

If everything is coming your way then you’re in the wrong lane. – Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n

Organized greed always defeats disorganized democracy. – Matt Taibbi<\/em><\/p>\n

Don’t be afraid to take one large step because you can’t cross a chasm in two small leaps. – Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n

Failure to prepare is preparing to fail. – Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n

Wonder is the beginning of wisdom. – Greek proverb<\/em><\/p>\n

If a person feels he can’t communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. –Tom Lehrer<\/em><\/p>\n

Don’t let people drive you crazy when you know it’s in walking distance. – Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage – to move in the opposite direction. – E. F. Schumacher<\/em><\/p>\n

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