Witty quotes and quips

The pen is mightier than the sword – Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. – Slovenian proverb

Imagination is more important than knowledge. – Albert Einstein

Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it. – Elias Schwartz

Everything you can imagine is real. – Picasso

Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival. – W. Edwards Deming

A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject. – Winston Churchill

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. – Abraham Lincoln

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. – Anonymous

Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. – Malcolm S. Forbes

Use soft words and hard arguments. – Anonymous

If everybody’s thinking alike, somebody isn’t thinking. – Anonymous

Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night. – Anonymous

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. – Phyllis Diller

No pressure, no diamonds. – Mary Case

You can’t be truly rude until you understand good manners. – Rita Mae Brown

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment. – Rita Mae Brown

Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I’ll be at the airport. – Anonymous

Don’t argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves. – Winston Churchill

It’s not that I’m so smart , it’s just that I stay with problems longer. – Albert Einstein

The more you know, the less you need to show. – Anonymous

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. – Bob Wells

To be upset over what you don’t have is to waste what you do have. – Anonymous

You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do. – Henry Ford

That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria! – Calvin

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. – George Bernard Shaw

Confidence in nonsense is a requirement for the creative process. – Anonymous

Democracy is the worst system devised by wit of man, except for all the others. – Winston Churchill

If everything is coming your way then you’re in the wrong lane. – Anonymous

Organized greed always defeats disorganized democracy. – Matt Taibbi

Don’t be afraid to take one large step because you can’t cross a chasm in two small leaps. – Anonymous

Failure to prepare is preparing to fail. – Anonymous

Wonder is the beginning of wisdom. – Greek proverb

If a person feels he can’t communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. –Tom Lehrer

Don’t let people drive you crazy when you know it’s in walking distance. – Anonymous

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage – to move in the opposite direction. – E. F. Schumacher

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02/02/2010. Category: quotes. Tags: , , , , .

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