Witty quotes and quips
The pen is mightier than the sword – Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. – Slovenian proverb
Imagination is more important than knowledge. – Albert Einstein
Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it. – Elias Schwartz
Everything you can imagine is real. – Picasso
Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival. – W. Edwards Deming
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject. – Winston Churchill
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. – Abraham Lincoln
The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. – Anonymous
Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. – Malcolm S. Forbes
Use soft words and hard arguments. – Anonymous
If everybody’s thinking alike, somebody isn’t thinking. – Anonymous
Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night. – Anonymous
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. – Phyllis Diller
No pressure, no diamonds. – Mary Case
You can’t be truly rude until you understand good manners. – Rita Mae Brown
Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment. – Rita Mae Brown
Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I’ll be at the airport. – Anonymous
Don’t argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves. – Winston Churchill
It’s not that I’m so smart , it’s just that I stay with problems longer. – Albert Einstein
The more you know, the less you need to show. – Anonymous
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. – Bob Wells
To be upset over what you don’t have is to waste what you do have. – Anonymous
You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do. – Henry Ford
That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria! – Calvin
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. – George Bernard Shaw
Confidence in nonsense is a requirement for the creative process. – Anonymous
Democracy is the worst system devised by wit of man, except for all the others. – Winston Churchill
If everything is coming your way then you’re in the wrong lane. – Anonymous
Organized greed always defeats disorganized democracy. – Matt Taibbi
Don’t be afraid to take one large step because you can’t cross a chasm in two small leaps. – Anonymous
Failure to prepare is preparing to fail. – Anonymous
Wonder is the beginning of wisdom. – Greek proverb
If a person feels he can’t communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. –Tom Lehrer
Don’t let people drive you crazy when you know it’s in walking distance. – Anonymous
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage – to move in the opposite direction. – E. F. Schumacher